Thursday, December 3, 2009

Best Joke?

This is a 'BEST JOKE' award winner in UK

O ne Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph.

I nstead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says 'You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here.'
The astonished Chinese man replied 'It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor , it was the Japanese'.
'Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same,' replied Spielberg.

I
n return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says 'You sank the Titanic; my forefathers were on that ship.'
Shocked, Spielberg replies 'It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.'

The Chinese replies, 'Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same.'

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition in Britain

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Malaysia's Multi-purpose Future Card
























Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Kolam Collections

Just recently we was celebrating Deepavali... When i go to KL for important meeting i did manage to catch some photos of kolam which is decorated at shopping mall, railway station and airport.

Here are some of the photos

at KLIA, it's not a kolam

yes..this is a kolam (@ KL Sentral)

Berjaya Times Square KL


Berjaya Times Square KL

Berjaya Times Square KL


this one... i didn't remember where i take it

KLIA kolam

hope enjoy watching the photos.

Saturday, September 26, 2009

My Celebrity Look-alikes

Because dunno wat to do.. i go to myheritage.com to find who am i alike.. ? and i found that my celebrity look-alikes is Bae Yong Jun.




Because not really sure... i try again twice to prove that we are alikes.. and yeah we are alike





go to myheritage.com to make you face smile.. hehehhe have nice day!

Once In The Blue Moon

What's once in the blue moon mean to you? i have been listening to this music repeatedly recently, and it makes my mind to think about my life.. am i happy now... or am missing something..?

let us listen the music from with love drama (Japanese drama)....



or wanna listen the full version...




it's nice music right..? hope you enjoy the music..

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Satan & His Tricks

Recently i received an email from friend of mine. The topic was about satan and his tricks, when i read the email it's make me thinking weather what is wrote true or not... but it make sense. Hope you can rest a while from your work or any task that you doing now to read this article....
SATAN'S MEETING( Read ........ even if you're busy) Satan called a worldwide convention of demons. In his opening address he said, "We can't keep Christians from going to church." "We can't keep them from reading their Bibles and knowing the truth." "We can't even keep them from forming an intimate relationship with their saviour." "Once they gain that connection with Jesus, our power over them is broken." "So let them go to their churches; let them have their covered dish dinners, BUT steal their time, so they don't have time to develop a relationship with Jesus Christ.." "This is what I want you to do," said the devil: "Distract them from gaining hold of their Saviour and maintaining that vital connection throughout their day!" "How shall we do this?" his demons shouted. "Keep them busy in the non-essentials of life and invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds," he answered. "Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, borrow, borrow." "Persuade the wives to go to work for long hours and the husbands to work 6-7 days each week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford their empty lifestyles." "Keep them from spending time with their children." "As their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer no escape from the pressures of work!" "Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear that still, small voice "Entice them to play the radio or cassette player whenever they drive." To keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their home and see to it that every store and restaurant in the world plays non-biblical music constantly." "This will jam their minds and break that union with Christ." "Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers." "Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day." "Invade their driving moments with billboards." "Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order catalogs, sweepstakes, and every kind of newsletter and promotional offering free products, services and false hopes.." "Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV so their husbands will believe that outward beauty is what's important, and they'll become dissatisfied with their wives. " "Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at night." "Give them headaches too! " "If they don't give their husbands the love they need, they will begin to look elsewhere." "That will fragment their families quickly!" "Give them Santa Claus to distract them from teaching their children the real meaning of Christmas." "Give them an Easter bunny so they won't talk about his resurrection and power over sin and death." "Even in their recreation, let them be excessive." "Have them return from their recreation exhausted." "Keep them too busy to go out in nature and reflect on God's creation. Send them to amusement parks, sporting events, plays, concerts, and movies instead." "Keep them busy, busy, busy!" "And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve them in gossip and small talk so that they leave with troubled consciences." "Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek power from Jesus." "Soon they will be working in their own strength, sacrificing their health and family for the good of the cause." "It will work!" "It will work!" It was quite a plan! The demons went eagerly to their assignments causing Christians everywhere to get busier and more rushed, going here and there. Having little time for their God or their families. Having no time to tell others about the power of Jesus to change lives. I guess the question is, has the devil been successful in his schemes? You be the judge!!!!! Does "BUSY" mean: B-eing U-nder S-atan's Y-oke? Please pass this on, if you aren't too BUSY!
God bless

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Bear, Lion and Pig (Beruang, Singa dan Babi)

Beruang, Singa dan Babi bertemu di hutan...

Bear, lion and pig meet at the jungle...


Beruang : "Korang tau tak, sekali aku mengaum, seluruh hutan menggigil."

Bear : You all know, once i roar, all the jungle will tremble.


Singa : "Ek eleh! Tak power lagi. Aku kalo mengaum, semua belantara kegerunan."


Lion: ek eleh! not power lah... if me roar, all the jungle will frightened.



Babi kata: "Wa La Weh.... Aku bersin skali aje, satu dunia panik beb!!"

Pig say: wah la weh... me, just one sneeze one world will panic babe



Beruang & Singa : Babi kau!!

Bear & Lion : Pig Lah You!!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Mind of the Inventor?

Do you want become inventor? if you think you wanna become like Thomas Edison the great inventor who create the light. You must wanted to know what is playing in inventor mind that inspire them to create or invented new thing which is we used today.

here is the characteristics of inventor mind:

1. They constantly ask, "What if?"

2. They delight in the process

3. They see the world as a child does

4. They are dreamers

5. They aren't easily discouraged


So now, you know what is playing in the mind of the inventor. May be it helps you to become new great inventor in the millennium era.

info source from readers digest august 2009, wrote by Stuart Foxman.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Things to ponder

Something for all of us to take note of ...

The most destructive habit .............. Worry
The greatest Joy ..............................Giving
The greatest loss ..............................Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work ...................Helping others
The ugliest personality trait ...............Selfishness
The most endangered species ...........Dedicated leaders


The greatest 'shot in the arm' ..............Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome ......Fear
The most effective sleeping pill ............Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease .......Excuses

The most powerful force in life ..............Love
The most dangerous act .......................A gossip
The world's most incredible computer ....The brain
The worst thing to be without ..................Hope

The deadliest weapon .........................The tongue
The two most power-filled words .............'I Can'
The greatest asset ...................................Faith
The most worthless emotion ....................Self- pity

The most beautiful attire ...........................SMILE!
The most prized possession ......................Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication ... Prayer
The most contagious spirit .........................Enthusiasm

Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends; when you stop Caring,...!!!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

A Moment At Tanjung Aru

Catega at Tanjung Aru Beach..... acting like a model(amateur).... hahahhaaa....



Monday, June 1, 2009

Unduk Ngadau 2009

Kaamatan (harvest festival) was celebrated yesterday... a lot of activities and programs was done at hongkod koisanan ... and among the most waited activities is pageant competition.. or also known as unduk ngadau.... and this year... 2009.. unduk ngadau is....... Appey Rowena from Papar. Congratulation to her......

From left; Flina Rutum (4th place, Tamparuli), Kimberly Majalap (3rd, Penampang), Appey Rowena (unduk ngadau 2009, Papar), Pearl Petrus (2nd, KK), Jacqueline Joseph (5th, Keningau)

Appey Rowena, photo taken from while she join the Miss Sabah Pageant competition.

Photo Source from: Bennyliew.com & undukngadau.com
thank you...

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

New Blogger Wrote About Me

After so long busy with my work, i take my time to visit my blog and found i have new follower... Loney Siew (Love & Peace) Then... i look to her profile and read her blog... AND i found something very-very interesting... which she was writing about me.... Sir Anthony Chai (Click the name for read her post).

And it's make more motivated to do more motivational talk and hope more school will invites me to do this talk... hope also many students will aware the important of education in they life.... and it's make me proud of my self reading her post.....

yup.... hope i can manage my time and do more post in my blog and see you soon...

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Cute Microorganism

As we know microorganism is a source to many diseases.... and of course there is people who are very phobia to microorganism. But last week one of my friend forward me a cute looking microorganism dolls that may be will attract us including the microbe phobic people... have a seen....


Salmonella sp.


Rabies



white blood cell microbes




toxic mold microbe



red blood cell microbes




herpes


fat (microbes)


chickenpox


brain stem microbes


mange


malaria (plasmodium sp.)


heartworm


cough microbes

black death


bacteria-flu



ebola



HIV





Brewer's yeast



bacteria- ulcer (h.pylori)



dysentery



Tonsilitis



Sleeping sicknes


syphilis



bacteria-pimple


bacteria- offensive bad breath



rabies



Bacteria kissing disease (infection mononucleosis)

head lice


bacteria- flesheating

Bacteria- E.coli



bacteria flu




gonorrhea

hookworm

So what's you think about this cute microbe... looks cute but very biohazard... if real microbe.
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