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Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Merry Christmas

Shoejournal wishing to all the readers a very Merry Christmas... May God Bless us.. Enjoy your holiday lets celebrate..


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Saturday, December 20, 2008

STANDARD ENGLISH?

I received an email talking Malaysian English, how bad or how good our english...

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc..........

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.


RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?


ASKING SOMEONE TO
MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me


WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Malaysians:No-need, lah.


WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?


WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!


WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money...
Malaysians: Where got?


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!


WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?


WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
Malaysians: Die-lah!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....


WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY

Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Malaysians:Celaka u

CINA APEK SPEAK BAHASA

This story very funny.... enjoy reading...
read slowly....

Ai...yah... Ini cerlita manyak bagut ohhhh...!!

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation
recently ....

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak
bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada
apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu
lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa.... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya
lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal
itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa
saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga.......

Thursday, December 18, 2008

BIG BANANA



This Big Banana I found when i having my lunch at Shah Alam recently. Have seen Banana as big as at the picture? This banana not suit for pisang goreng but may be good for soup.

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Monday, December 1, 2008

Celebrating the AIDS Day

Do know what 1 Disember mean? is that Britney Spears birthday? ooohhh noo her birthday is 2 Dis, which mean tomorrow. Happy birthday Britney.... 1 Dis is a date for us to remember the HIV or AIDS patients.

In generally, AIDS a syndrome that cause by HIV virus, it effect our system immune and make the patient unprotected to any pathogen which may cause disease. This virus can be transmitted through unprotected sex, sharing needle, from mother who already infected to her child, blood transfusion or organ transplant from a patient who have HIV.

Please be careful with your daily activities

Put this ribbon on your blog or website as a support to AIDS Day

Yoga Banned In Malaysia

The National Fatwa Council has declared that yoga is prohibited (haram) in Islam and Muslim are banned from practising it. Malaysia's National Fatwa Council Said it has found that elements of the Indian religion are inherent in yoga. Announcing the decision, the council chairman Abdul Shukor Husin said practices like chanting and what he called worshipping were inappropriate and they could "destroy the faith of a Muslim"

info: Malaysian Today
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