Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
I received an email talking Malaysian English, how bad or how good our english...
Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc..........
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Malaysians: No Stock.
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians: Hello, who page?
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians: S-kew me
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money...
Malaysians: Where got?
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Don't want la...
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're
coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians: You mad, ah?
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians: Shut up lah!
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?
Malaysians: See what, see what?
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....
WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!!
WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
Ai...yah... Ini cerlita manyak bagut ohhhh...!!
Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation
: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak
bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada
apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo.. lu
lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa.... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal
itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa
saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga.......
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Monday, December 1, 2008
In generally, AIDS a syndrome that cause by HIV virus, it effect our system immune and make the patient unprotected to any pathogen which may cause disease. This virus can be transmitted through unprotected sex, sharing needle, from mother who already infected to her child, blood transfusion or organ transplant from a patient who have HIV.
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info: Malaysian Today